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Blood! Blood! BLOOD! And Death...

People are dropping like flies around here! First it's King Duncan, then it's Banquo, and now Macduff's kin? Who's gonna be next? Will it be me? Or maybe King Macbeth? Nobody's safe around here anymore. I have a feeling someone else is going to die soon, but who? It'd be smart for all of us to get out of here, run far away, before someone else gets hurt. I'd be packing my things now if i wasn't afraid of being seen as a traitor for running... Oh well. I guess if I die here, I won't die a traitor so that's a plus.

-A.S
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